Below is a list of all of the beers I have reviewed with links to reviews for those of you who wish to revisit hangovers past. Just press control F and look for whatever wale/dickjoke you are seeking. Or use the search box on the main page you lazy sack of labias. Learn to internet harder. I added an opaque 1-100 score to give you an idea of how much you need to not drink that beer.
0 = Death
100 = Alegasm
3 Floyds Earl Of Biggleswade – 68
De La Senne Saison Du Meyboom – 88
Tioga Sequoia Brewing Piece of Cake – 92
Bruery Port Barrel Black Tuesday – 93
Right Proper Kick Kick Snare – 90
Bruery Madeira Black Tuesday – 92
Bruery Geriatric Hipster Club – 91
Hill Farmstead Nordic Saison – 92
Fremont Coffee Cinnamon B BOMB – 94
Cigar City Forgotten Island – 84
Bourbon County Vanilla Rye – 94
BA Mexican Cake Set – 4 roses: 90, Double Barrel: 92, Tequila: 94
7venth Sun Mixtap Under Presssure – 90
Jester King Estivial Dichotomous – 91
Tired Hands You Are the Emptiness – 93
Oddside Ales BB Mayan Mocha – 92
Cigar City Daniel Webster – 86
Crooked Stave Waelzblood – 93, Persica b2 (90, 91)
Peg’s Double Chocolate Bourbon DOS – 89
1997 Cantillon Vigneronne – 90
Cantillon Zusslin Riesling – 95
Cantillon Asperile Odorante – 96
Cantillon Friendship Blend – 94
The Bruery Mash and Coconut – 94
2009 Pre Band 4 Loko Watermelon – 61
Voodoo Brewing Tenacious Wee in Eagle Rare Barrels – 94
Jester King Omniscience and Proselytism – 90
Crooked Stave Petite Sour Blueberry – 93
Crooked Stave Petit Sour Passion Fruit – 90
Side Project Blueberry Flanders – 91
Neshaminy Creek Trauger Pilsner – 82
Council brewing Nicene Saison – 92
Council brewing Bully Pulpit – 90
1995 Fantome La Dijerinne – 90
Fantome Gaelle Boulanger Artist 1 – 91
Side Project Blanc du Blancs – 92
Fantome Clos Preal Batch 2 – 73
1993 Fantome Brassiere Prignon La Pallnoise – 85
Pizzaboy Afternoon Delight – 90
2008 Boon Mariage Kriek Parfait – 86
De Garde Saison Desay Chardonnay – 93
Kern Barrel Aged Barleywine – 88
De Garde Imperial Apricot Bu – 90, Sante Adairius Westly – 96
Sante Adairius Lady in Grey – 90
Hertie Uli Armand Spitit Blend – 91
Sante Adairius Stenciled Pages – 95
Tired Hands the Emptiness is not Eternal – 92
Tired Hands I See a Darkness – 87
Captain Lawrence BA Frost Monster – 89
Jacks Abby Cacaonut Framinghammer – 92
Jacks Abby Cherry Iced Braun – 88
Golden Road Saison Pamplemousse – 87
Drie Fonteinene 2007 St. Valentin Cuvee – 92
LAST UPDATE_________________________________________________ 9/7/14
Toppling Goliath Assassin – 93
Sante Adairius Appreciation batch 2 – 94
3 Floyds Portugese Brandy Barrel Dark Lord – 90
Sante Adairius West Ashley batch 5 – 95
Spiteful Brewing GOD DAMN PIGEON – 89
Crooked Stave L Brett D Or Cherry – 91
Alesmith Barrel Aged Old Numbskull – 92
Crooked Stave Raspberry Origins – 87
Crooked Stave Brett D Or Grand Cru – 92
3 Floyds Chevalier Du Bertrand Quesclin – 88
Three Floyds Space Station Middle Finger – 89
Three Floyds Big Titty Assassin – 83
Jester King Fantome Del Rey – 91
Side Project Black and Wild – 88
Side Project Oude Fermier – 95
Side Project Unblended 40 – 94
New Glarus Wild Peach VSP – 92
Hill Farmstead Blueberry Flora – 96
Toppling Goliath Light Speed – 92
Jester King Biere de Miel – 91
Willoughby Peanut Butter Cup Coffee Porter – 92
Jester King Orange and Grapefruit Provenance – 92
Bruery Smokey and the Bois – 87
Bruery Sour in the Rye Coconut and Pineapple – 94
Prairie Funky Gold Mosiac – 92
Snate Adairius Cask Cherry – 93
Sante Adairius Deaf Stewart – 92
Night Shift Viva Habanera – 76
Upright Barrel Aged Seven with Brett – 93
Sante Adairius – Always in Life – 92
Sante Adairius – Cask 200 Strawberry – 94
Ala Apothecary – Sahalien (89) Spencer (91) La Tache Rum Barrel with White Peaches (95)
Pipeworks Ninja vs. Unicorn – 90
Bale Breaker Top Cutter IPA – 87
Goose Island Brettanomite – 91
Pipeworks Mint Truffle Abduction – 83
Highland Brewing 20th Anniversary – 88
Seven Brides Frankenlou IPA – 65
Tired Hands Tiny Crystalline Structure – 87
Tired Hands – Emptiness is Eternal – 94
Modern Times Fortunate Island – 90
OWA Japanese UME plum lambic – 92
2006 Westy Green Cap Blonde – 92
Fitger’s Brewhouse Edmund Fitzgerald Bourbon Barrel aged stout – 91
Kuhnhenn Dark Heathen Triple Bock – 79
Stone Smoked Porter on orange and Kongo coffee – 81
Anchorage Brewing a Deal with the Devil – 90
Drie Fonteinen Doesjel Golden Blend – 90
Flossmoor Station – Wooden Hell – 92
Minnesota Town Hall Twisted Jim – 90
Wine Barrel Aged Stoudt’s Old Abominable – 85
Natty Greene American Sour – 87
Sante Adairius Doble Lupulo – 91
Funk Factory/OSO Scarlett Letter – 91
Perennial Coffee Abaraxas – 93
Hill Farmstead Convivial Suarez – 92
New Belgium – Twisted Spoke (95) C&C La Folie 2009 (87)
Russian River Toronado 20 (87) Deviation (95)
Side Project Saison du Ble – 91
Oso/Funk Factory – Dweller on the Threshold – 88
Schramm’s mead Heart of Darkness – 94
Crown Valley Session Lager – 71
Cisco Whale Tale Pale Ale – 86
Cantillon Jean Chris Nomad – 91
Side Project Pulling Nails – 89
1981 Bellevue Gueuze – 0 zero points. none.
50/50 Brewing Pappy Van Winkle Eclipse – 94
Hill Farmstead Double Galaxy – 94
Beachwood Chainsaaz Massacre – 87
Kuhnhenn Manhattan Project Mead – 90
Hangar 24 Pugachev Royale – 96
1995 Blind Pig Granite Barleywine – 79
Dark Horse Where the Wild Things Macerate – 91
Dark Horse Sasparilla 666 – 93
Golden Road – Brandy Barrel Aged Hudson Porter – 88
Redbud Cuvee Seven Saison – 90
Oxbow Stillwater Oxtisinal – 92
Evil Twin Bourbon Biscotti Break – 93
Goose Island Backyard Rye – 88
2005 Alesmith Barrel Age Old Numbskull – 90
Upland Brewing Kiwi Lambic – 87
Prairie/Blue Lobster Little Lobster on the Prairie – 93
2005 North Coast Brandy Old Stock – 92
Dark Horse 2010 Bourbon Barrel Plead the 5th vs Aigre – 2010 (90) Aigre (83)
Westbrook Mexican Cake 4 Variants – JD (95) Red Wine (93) Apple Brandy (90) Regular (88)
Captain Lawrence Flaming Fury – 93
Terrapin Depth Charge – 90 (reviewed 4 years after release for lulz)
Southampton Black Raspberry Lambic – 93
Hill Farmstead Double Barrel Damon – 94
Baladin Xyauyu 2004 Silver (91) vs 2006 Copper (93)
Firestone Walker Velvet Merkin – 89
Lost Abbey Duck Duck Gooze b2- 96
Kmatlack Homebrew Apricot Lambic – 89
Narke 2007 KAGGEN! (98) and KONJACKS (92)
2009 Southampton Berlinerweiss – 96
De Dolle Stille Nacht Riserva – 90
Sante Adairius Appreciation – 92
Lost Abbey Isabelle Proximus – 96
Hill Farmstead Madness and Civilization Part 1 – 92
Sante Adairius West Ashley – 94
Hill Farmstead Madness and Civilization PART 2 – 95
Hill Farmstead Elaborative 1 – 90
Hill Farmstead Prolegomena – 92
Toppling Goliath Morning Delight – 93
Beachwood BBQ System of a Stout – 93
Jack’s Abby BA Framing Hammer: Reg – 91, Vanilla – 89, Coffee – 93
The Bruery Brandy Barrel Bois – 90
2004 Baladin Xyauyu Copper – 90
Toppling Goliath Mornin Delight – 96
Horal’s Oude Gueuze Megablend – 95
Alesmith Red Wine Barrel Aged Grand Cru – 82
Bruery Habanero Humulus Lager – 64
Bruery Cinnamon Black Tuesday – 71
Stone Bourbon Barrel Aged Ruination – 79
Kuhnhenn Put the Lime in the Coconut Mead
Hill Farmstead La Vermontoise – 89
Hill Farmstead Double Citra – 92
New England Brewing Company Premeditated Murder – 88
Kuhnhenn Bourbon Barrel French Toast Mead – 90
2008 Cantillon Bruscella Grand Cru – 85
Revolution Brewing Mean Gene – 91
Offside Ales Citra Pale Ale – 82
Port Brewing Older Viscosity – 88
Beachwood Brewing Mocha Machine – 92
Beachwood Brewing Pole Position – 89
Bruery Saison Tonnellerie – 85
Baladin Islay Fume Xyauyu – 91
Russian River Batch 2 Consecration – 96
TAPS Balinese Coffee Stout – 90
Bear Republic Black Racer IPA – 85
Lost Abbey Saint’s Devotion Brett – 88
Goose Island BCBS Cherry Rye – 79
Kuhnhenn Blueberry Eisbock – 95
Bootlegger’s Missile Crisis – 82
Bootlegger’s Lupulin Thrill – 88
Perennial Abraxas – 83 BA Abraxas – 88
Jackie O’s Cellar Cuvee 7 – 85
Three Floyds Barrel Aged Behemoth – 93
Alesmith Barrel Aged Kopi Luwak Speedway – 98
Greenbush Brother Benjamin – 71
Great Lakes Alchemy Hour DIPA – 89
Bruery – Griffon Bruxellois – 93
Three Floyd’s Murda’D Out Stout – 95
Alesmith Barrel Aged Decadence 2011 – 79
Lost Abbey 2012 Cable Car – 96
Bruery Oude Tart on Boysenberries – 93
El Segudno Two Five Left DIPA – 82
Lost Abbey 2010 Cable Car – 92
Jackie O’s Bourbon Barrel Oil of Aphrodite – 89
Jackie O’s Kopi Luwak Dark Apparition – 91
Dark Horse Three Guys Off the Scale Sour Barleywine – 65
Green Flash Sleeping with Shaggy – 79
Crooked Stave Nightmare on Brett Street Bourbon – 85
2010 Lemon Lime 4Loko Pre-Ban – 41
Green Glash 5th anniversary – 88
Cigar City Double Marshall Zhukov – 93
SAISON MARATHON SECTION
Hill Farmstead Civil Disobedience 5 – 93
7venth Sun Saison Extreme – 82
Mystic Brewing Saison and Saison Asterix – 84, 78 respectively
High and Mighty Barrel Aged Don Cornelius – 70
Fremont Brewing LAMB SAISON – 83
Boulevard Brewing Saison Brett – 89
Block 15 Ferme De La Villa Provision – 88
Russian River Erudition Saison – 80
New Glarus Thumbprint Saison – 81
Cisco Brewing Island Reserve Saison – 92
Tired Hands Saison Shootout Farmhands Normal vs. Regular 86, 89, respectively
Weyerbacher Seventeen Saison – 77
END SAISON MARATHON
Chirch’s Brew Works Heini’s Hooch – 89
Fat Head’s Head Hunter IPA – 87
Alesmith Vietnamese Coffee Speedway – 92
Struise 1983 unblended Dirty Horse – 95
Goose Island Bourbon County Vanilla – 88
Russian River Temptation Batch 4 – 93
Russian River Supplication batch 1 – 88
Rodenbach Caractere Rouge – 90
BEGIN STOUT WEEK
Firestone Walker Parabola – 95
Foothills Bourbon Barrel Sexual Chocolate – 83
Goose Island Bourbon County RARE- 95
Cigar City Apple Brandy Barrel Aged Hunaphu – 97
END STOUT WEEK
Hair of the Dog Adam from the Wood – 92
Brewkettle White Rajah IPA – 86
Russian River Toronado 25th anniversary – 89
Bourbon Barrel Aged Dark Lord – 97
Cantillon 50north 40 east – 95
Alpine McIlhenny’s Irish Red – 74
Minneapolis Town Hall Three Hour Tour – 82
New Glarus Raspberry Tart – 78
Hair of the Dog Bourbon Fred from the Wood – 89
Freestate Old Backus Barleywine – 87
Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald – 89
2008 Cantillon Lou Pepe Kriek – 95
Grand Teton and Bruery Berazzled 74, 83
Fantome Clos Preal Batch 2 – 77
Midnight Sun Oak Aged Treat – 88
Funky Buddha Bonita Applebaum – 87
Two Brothers Edel Weiss Beer – 71
East End Brewing Gratitude – 90
Ballast Point Sea Monster – 87
New Glarus R and D Gueuze – 86
BA Owde Engwish Three Floyd’s – 97
Russian River Framboise for a Cure – 94
Hill Farmstead Society and Solitude #4 – 92
Marin Brewing Bourbon Barrel Aged Old Dipsea – 75
Alesmith 2008 BA Decadence – 88
Brooklyn Monster Barleywine – 76
Drie Fonteinen Sch. Kriek – 93
Tired Hands Trois Enfants – 89
Darkhorse Brewing Plead the 5th – 81
Hill Farmstead Fear and Trembling Blend – 88
Russian River Compunction – 96
Three Floyd’s Robert the Bruce – 70
IPA WEEK STARTS
Russian River Pliny the Younger – 93
Hill Farmstead Double Galaxy – 98
DC Brau On the Wings of Armageddon – 91
Lawsons Finest Liquids Double Sunshine – 90
END OF IPA WEEK
Oakshire Brewing Hellshire I – 83
Hill Farmstead Civil Disobedience 2 – 88
Evil Twin Imperial Biscotti Break – 95
BEING WALE WEEK
2010 Portsmouth Kate the Great – 91
Lost Abbey Duck Duck Gooze – 97
Hill Farmstead Biere de Norma – 97
2008 Narke Stormskaporter – 93
The Bruery Barrel Aged Partridge in a Pear Tree – 94
END OF WALE WEEK
Jackie O’s Bourbon Barrel Dark Apparition – 89
Three Floyd’s BA Alpha Klaus with Plums – 84
Mikkeller/Stillwater Two Gypsies Saison – 65
Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre – 81
Olde Hickory Imperial Stout – 81
Founder’s Devil Dancer Triple IPA – 79
Stillwater Barrel Aged Stateside Saison – 89
Blueberry Breakfast Lambic – 0 points, would not bang
Lost Abbey Cable Car/Cable Car Kriek – 99
Funky Buddha No Crusts – 91 (normal) 43 (infected)
Reinaert Flemish Wild Ale – 68
Wakefield Berliners – 92 (averaged)
Terrapin Sun Ray Wheat Beer – 82
Founder’s Breakfast Stout – 90
Hill Farmstead What is Enlightenment – 89
Pelican Brewing Mother of All Storms – 92
Monk’s Cafe Flemish Sour Ale – 68
Deschutes Black Butte XXIII – 89
10 Barrel Sinistor Black Ale – 70
Baird Ishii Stone Green Tea IPA – 80
Southern Star Buried Hatchet Stout – 73
Central Waters Satin Solstice – 86
Kuhnhenn Barrel Aged 4th Dementia – 89
Russian River Beatification – 92
Bruery 100% Barrel Aged Cuir – 87
Lost Abbey Framboise De Amarosa – 88
Crooked Stave Blackberry Petite Sour – 91
Funky Buddha Raspberry Berliner – 93
Left Hand Brewing Nitro Stout – 79
Hess Induresco Coffee Porter – 85
Beachwood BBQ Tart Simpson Berliner – 81
New Glarus Thumbprint Barleywine – 88
Finch’s Beer Company Cutthroat Pale Ale – 61
New Glarus Smoke on the Porter – 68
Goose Island Bourbon County Coffee Stout – 95
Central Waters Peruvian Morning – (uninfected) 85 (infected) 65
Dark Horse Bourbon Barrel Plead the 5th Stout – 96
Three Floyd’s/Struise/Mikkeller/Surly Baller Stout – 84
Oldvale Ode to a Russian Shipwright – 89
Drie Fonteinen Tuverbol Lambic – 69
Steel Brewing Steel Reserve – 22
Olde Hickory Seven Devils – 73
Portsmouth Brewing Wheatwine – 83
Smuttynose Julio’s Rye(an) ale – 82
Crooked Stave Fertile Soil – 88
Midnight Sun Arctic Devil Barleywine – 92
Hill Farmstead Society and Solitude II – 91
Charleville Box of Chocolates – 65
Flossmoor Station Barrel Aged Hifi Rye – 91
2007 Michelob Cherry Lager – 51
Southhampton Russian Imperial Stout – 81
Central Waters Y2K Charlie Katastrophe Barleywine – 75
Pannepot 2005 Gran Riserva – 91
Three Floyd’s Behemoth Barleywine – 86
Jester King Black Metal Imperial Stout – 85 (farmhouse) 64
Arcadia Brewing Bourbon Barrel Aged Shipwreck Porter – 90
Schlafly 20 – Southern Hemisphere IPA – 75
Boulevarde brewing Company Rye on Rye – 89
Maine Brewing Company Lunch – 87
Kuhnhenn Bourbon Barrel Barleywine – 95
Port Brewing Churchill’s Finest Hour – 97
Cigar City Hunahpu’s Imperial Stout – 91
Alpine Brewing Company Pure Hoppiness – 90
Minnesota Town Hall Czar Jack – 89
Three Floyd’s Dreadnaught Double IPA – 87
McKenzie Saison Vautour Du Bois – 93
Cisco Brewing Pechish Woods – 81
Iron Fist Brewing Velvet Glove – 86
Big Sky Brewing Ivan the Terrible – 88
Founder’s Canadian Breakfast Stout – 96
Alpine Brewing Barrel Aged Token – 51
Dogfish Head World Wide Stout – 79
Three Floyd’s Pride and Joy – 82
Telegraph Brewing Gypsy Ale – 89
Three Floyd’s Vanilla Bean Bourbon Aged Dark Lord – 99
Great Lakes Barrel Aged Blackout Stout – 92
The Alchemist – Heady Topper – 96
Minnesota Town Hall – Masala Mama IPA – 92 (Mango Mama) – 86
Maine Beer Company – Mean Old Tom – 82
New England Gandhi Bot IPA – 83
Hill Farmstead Birth of Tragedy – 96
Flossmore Station Railhopper IPA – 70
Goose Island Lolita (2011) 85 (2012) 71
Olde Hickory Event Horizon – 93
Stone Belgo Anise Russian Imperial Stout – 68
The Bruery Tart of Darkness – 83
Bell’s Black Note – (handbottle) 97 (legit bottle) 93
Halfacre Marty Stouffer’s Wild America – 68
Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout – 94
Dry Dock Urca Vanilla Porter – 74
Alesmith Barrel Aged Speedway Stout – 91
Widmer Bourbon Barrel Brrrbon – 77
Amon Amarth Ragnarock Porter – 81
Hair of the Dog Cherry Adam From the Wood – 87
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