Fantome India Red Ale, holy fuck this is a horrible tome, triple gourmet levels of haunting

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Fantome has never made an IPA, so why not make an Indian red ale? Holy god is this a vegetal, duraflame log of sadness. The nose is oversaturated cone, aserose, lemon pledge, burnt incense and the crying of babies with crones disease.

The taste is far worse, not the latex “sick” bottles from the dark era, this is an unfortunately intentional disaster of resinous proportions. I love Dany and I ride that ghost dick hard like a PK sybian. This is just horrible from start to finish, I don’t know who this is for, maybe the ghost completionist like myself who loves getting his boner haunted.

It’s str8 danky protoplasm. Gross.

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TFW you pop a 1200 bottle count ghost at a tasting and whole foods ballers don’t know what a fantome is

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2 thoughts on “Fantome India Red Ale, holy fuck this is a horrible tome, triple gourmet levels of haunting

  1. ??? i really don’t understain this .. i have hare these bottles ..seems me very ! drinkable ! so send me comments directly .. but … very strange !!!

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