Aside from the world class, god tier American wild taste, The best part about merking this solo is avoiding officious unsolicited opinions from dipshit interlopers making prescriptive statements about how bottles should be enjoyed.

The fruit is so bright and radiant, it’s like fou meets zomer meets Ithaca brute, the ultimate space dock of radiant foreskin.

It is so refreshing to not field comments with dead hand control imperatives impugning my integrity, just sitting back and loving that 100/100 flawless flavor.

I really love the water profile and mineral finish that works so flawlessly with the light balanced acidity. God damnit I don’t have enough positive adjectives to rattle out for this beer.

LOL solid macrobrew marketing.