Did you ever see that movie Contact with Jodie Foster? This beer is about as exciting as that shit.

Nothing really to explain here, it’s a watery, canned, kinda depressing sort of beer. You get a wheat, grassy, grainy taste and then it is over. The perfect beer to enjoy while experiencing an awkward silence with your stepdad on a fishing trip.

I always get these as extras and I am not sure if other people drink these or just pass them on to me to break my balls. It’s like so many other things that the sheer ph7 neutral is difficult to describe. Listen to some Dishwalla or Deep Blue Something while drinking this.

The sheer reality of this beer is simple, but strangely distressing.