Boon Kriek, The local Girl Scout troop loved this beer. In unrelated news, I am not allowed within 500 feet of schools

Getting up in that Boontang. This is twizzlers and fruit roll ups sweet in a way only red5 can deliver. You get grenadine, cherry 7up, red jolly rancher, airheads, a touch of a sticky medicinal aspect and finishes along the gum line with a resonant c6h12oHFUCKTHISISBEETUS.

Share. Or don’t drink this at all. Or give it to a Pi Phi.


Memes like this alienate the diverse DDB fan base.

Beers like this alienate my mouthhole away from artificial syrupy adjuncts.

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