Getting up in that Boontang. This is twizzlers and fruit roll ups sweet in a way only red5 can deliver. You get grenadine, cherry 7up, red jolly rancher, airheads, a touch of a sticky medicinal aspect and finishes along the gum line with a resonant c6h12oHFUCKTHISISBEETUS.

Share. Or don’t drink this at all. Or give it to a Pi Phi.

Memes like this alienate the diverse DDB fan base.

Beers like this alienate my mouthhole away from artificial syrupy adjuncts.