Located below is all the srs bzness hard hitting beer journalism that you crave. Objective, no spin, just straight up information about the beer world and critical current events that shape your life. If you have a story to report, email dontdrinkbeers@gmail.com and we will dispatch a qualified reporter to the scene to investigate the srs happenings.
2015____________________________________________
GOSE OPINIONS: stupid Thrillist clickbait bullshit
Dr. Dre Lil Hoarder Boy SUBTITLED
Are Grandfather Unaffected by Nugget Nectar Now Available in Cans
Lagunitas Steps of the Line Using Iconic Sierra Nevada Logo on their New IPA
LINK AND SHARE IF UR OLD ENUF TO REMEMBER THIS BEER
DuClaw Expands Distribution to North Carolina, Bottle Shops Buy Endust in Preparation
Irrelevant Brewery Releases Beer Brewed with Strange Ingredient, Attention Seeking Bullshit Ensues
Brewery Day Care Opens with Resounding Success
Muling Shitlords Demand Union Benefits from Local Breweries
Jim Koch talks shit on emerging breweries, gets the Heisman by a Hobo Lord
2014_____________________________________________________
Bullshit beer bingo: finally a way to make horrible releases less insufferable!
HARD HITTING Exposé: BEER MULES UNMASKED, srs beer journalisms
Three words to describe a traditional saison GOGOGO “Uhh…bitter…coffee…uhh…chocolate-coated-plums?
Upland Brewing Company Announces Bold New “Expectation Society”
Beer nerds declare DDOS attack on The Rare Barrel servers a complete success
New Posts Up on my Children’s Fashion Blog: Calling Kids Out
The people at Vegas.com would really like it if you attended their AMAZING BEER EVENT
U guize, left coast brewing made one barrel aged beer TIME TO START A RESERVE SOCIETY.
The kbbs cicerones are out in full force today, no photoshopping needed
TIMEOUT.com tackles sexist beer labels, srs untread ground, Pulitzer prizes on deck
Hey guize, this guy wanted me to share this drinking anthem he made with you
If anyone needs advice, you should consult the naysaying Reddit Trade God
ESQUIRE MAGAZINE IS THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO SAISONS YOU GUIZE
HOT CONTEST UPDATE: identify the worst brewery name
BUZZFEED FOUND THE 25 CRAZIEST BEERS NAMES EVER STOP THE PRESSES
TOP TEN CANTILLON HEIST SUSPECTS REVEALED
I swear I hope Mike continues to write content for DDB, it’s funnier than anything I write
This guy gardes his grisettes in a FIVE GALLON korny keg. WHAT A PUSSY!!!1!
This is the type of dogshit I have to field on a regular basis: MIKE RETURNS
LOL at the butthurt regarding Bruery’s full disclosure about these infected porters.
DDB sells out hard, asks $15 for shitty shirts
You Are Not a Brewer, You Are a Panhandler with a Kickstarter Account.
DDB is getting sued by Blue Lobster Brewing, I think?
Hunahpu Day Declared Most Successful Brewery Release of 2014
Americans DO NOT brew Lambic, Most Belgians Do Not Either. Almost No One Brews Lambic, Ever
GUIZE: Huffington Post Decided that THE MIDWEST HAS SOME OF THE MIGHT BE BEST BEERS PERHAPS TRIED
Anatomy of the Craft Beer Anoos
Tom Tarry is the Beer Czar of the Interwebs
BREWFORALL IS ROUNDIN UP ALL THE HOT BREWBABES BRAH
Went to the grocery store and saw a Pomeranian driving a Lambo. And he was drunk
The World as Trill and Misrepresentation
Cigar City Amplitude Sold Out in 20 Seconds and My Labias are Bruised
FINALLY: The Christian Argument to [DONT] Drink Beer
2013 ___________________________
Men’s Health are Beer EXPERTS: “50 Beers That We Clearly Don’t Know Shit About
HEADY TOPPER BREWERY CLOSES, all heady declared one-off
Lost Abbey Attempts to Get People to Absolutely Quit Buying Beer
Local Online Retailer Considers Completely Ruining His Entire Fucking Site with a Rare Beer Reelase
Esquire Magazine Delivers some SERIOUS BEER JOURNALISM, complete with DDB response
BREAKING NEWS: No one gives a shit about your opinion of Macrobreweries
DDB Designs Back to School Clothing for Children Who Wish to be Expelled
Pat’s Beer Concentrate: MIO for people with alcoholism and hiking needs
FOOD REPUBLIC SERVES UP SOME HAWT TRADING TIPS
Local Man upset at DDB vedeo revues
BREAKING NEWS: You like hops, no one else able spare a single fuck about your opinions
DDB TO MAKE BOLD NEW SITE INNOVATIONS
Local Man Tries Pliny the Younger, Becomes Beers Expert Instantly
YOUR TOP 10 BEERS OF 2012 LIST IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
2012_________________________________________________
Beer History is Made Thanks to a Skewed Graph and Uptick of Lackluster Breweries
You Bought Westy 12 and Now You Are Taking it out on Everyone Else
BREAKING NEWS: Local Man Hosts a Tasting with Too Many Fucking People
Local Man Mules Beer, Expects Wild Accolades
B.C.E._______________________________________________
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