It is about that time of year when everyone wants to plan an epic tasting. The problem usually is, everyone wants to join or everyone only has a single wale to contribute. So what happens? Fucking 19 people at a tasting sharing 22oz walez and discussing the nuances of their thimble dick pours.

If you are gonna harvest blubber, scale back your frigate. You don’t need an epic squad on deck. If you do roll that deep, you will get 1 molar unit of Dirty Horse and can you then attempt to actually review it?

Here is what the reviews should look like for 90% of the epic wale tastings:

“A: uh the light entirely permeates the single drop I received. S: smells like an empty 6oz snifter, glass, air. T: oxygen, slight moisture M: coats just the top on your tongue well D: the raindrop I received was substantial, would drink again 5/5”

Full pours. Small crews. Real reviews. And underage fapping.