Beer nerds declare DDOS attack on The Rare Barrel servers a complete success


Dedication and hard work paid off this morning as several husky gentlemen fired up their Compaqs and crippled the internet in search of tart sugar water.

The hacker demonstration proved that Beer nerds are excellent at two things:

1) running the mile and
2) crashing websites

Wait shit. They are only good at one thing. More news as this story develops.

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