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Monkish has taken this silent approach to infiltrating the sour/saison game: enter lackluster and stealthily ramp up quality with every release. Olivia would be the greatest embodiment of this strategy, integrating mixed ferm seamlessly with a wine barrel aged saison, and foeders with Hyundai mileage on them.
This beer is a single index finger pressed to a lover in the rain on a train platform, no words, just crisp Anjou pear dreams now. It never offends or steers your focus to the glass, a classic brew that dances in the margins of experience. Some would say this is a delicate tangerine and oaky table beer not unlike Side Project Saison de ble. These beers get panned at 11 person tastermonger fests for being WATERY OR BORING when quantity of consumption is paramount to reflection on experience. I am fine with that, 32 laughable Untappd entries in an afternoon should award users a Hester Prynn badge of shame.
SHIT I FORGOT TO TRADE FOR ALL THOSE DRAGONTRAXXXXX VARIANTS. Credibility loss forthcoming.