I have had to field questions about this opener left and right:
It’s a 100%% AMERICAN .50cal bullet fashioned into a bottle opener. No, I am not selling them. You can go here and fucking buy one yourself, no DDB interloping needed.
The engraving is free so you can make it say “testiculus” or “autoeroticasphyxiation” or “Fund Planned Parenthood” or whatever you want.
The good: it’s a fucking bottle opener. It opens bottles. If it fails at that, then back to the drawing board. It comes in a lil crown royal sack so your husky manchild associates will get worked up when you unsheathe it, rolling them folds back over the casing slowly.
the bad: probably cant take this shit on like airplanes? It’s heavy and things could get out of hand in the bedroom. The lip on the opener is too fucking small for waxed bottles. But a bullet with a bayonet on it seems pretty fucking overboard.
Sure there are other companies that might make these, but only Lucky Shot USA sent me this one for free, so go buy one. OH wait WARNING OSTENSIBLY SPONSORED CONTENT. like you give a shit.