It is still carbing up. I opened one on Friday and its coming along, should be a putrid vial of Country Crock runoff within a few weeks.

When tickers see that authentic condo farmhouse ale brewed in an industrial metropolis

Most of it is going to homies/nay sayers/streakers/escorts, but I def don’t feel like raiding bottleshops and grocery stores for boxes to ship these little shits.

I have a suspicion most people just want to taste it so they can tell me how shitty it is. DULY NOTED.

Most people don’t even give a shit, sorry for this post where I pat myself on the back so hard that I tear my rotator cuff. Blogs are srs bzness.