1.) Yes this is for real

2.) No I will not just take your money and not work on DDB Mobile, go to Europe and drink on your dime.

3.) The shirts land April 3rd

4.) Email dontdrinkbeers@gmail.com to reserve a shirt, once they land ill get address and send out paypal info.

5.) They will be sent in USPS padded flat rate envelopes so shipping shouldn’t be too apeshit.

6.) Yes, it is a screen printed black shirt with text on it for $15, finger your own dickhole

7.) Feel free to make shitty Kickstarter comparisons in the comments below.