Does the BJCP have a taste term for when a beer just tastes racist?
Just kidding. This is basically a 2011 Rodenbach but less acidic and more diacetyl. It is ok I guess.
1.) Yes this is for real
2.) No I will not just take your money and not work on DDB Mobile, go to Europe and drink on your dime.
3.) The shirts land April 3rd
4.) Email dontdrinkbeers@gmail.com to reserve a shirt, once they land ill get address and send out paypal info.
5.) They will be sent in USPS padded flat rate envelopes so shipping shouldn’t be too apeshit.
6.) Yes, it is a screen printed black shirt with text on it for $15, finger your own dickhole
7.) Feel free to make shitty Kickstarter comparisons in the comments below.

DDB has officially sold out harder than ever imagined. DDB t-shirts available soon. To order, email DDB at dontdrinkbeers@gmail.com.
If you want one, they are $15. If you don’t, go suck your own tits.
BRB gonna be a millionaire off screen printed T’s.