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BEACH de Garde, a classic French farmhouse ale I.e. A high temp fermented lager,

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Ah yes.

Just like the farm hands of northern France, this Biere de Garde was made right near the coastal beaches of the Pacific Ocean. The field workers would harvest in the morning and grind on sick halibut tacos by the pier after their toil in the rolling verdant hillsides.

To maintain authenticity to style they have used a lager yeast and fermented high, as is appropriate for lager yeast.

IT IS LIKE I AM ACTUALLY THERE IN NORTHERN FRANCE. I won’t even make any D-Day parallels, because ddb keeps it classy.

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@jacksabby Maibock hurts like Helles, we got orthopedic Germanic and Hellenic puns AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

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Ddb may crack grins, but I got you feeling like you sippin in a Maibock Benz.

This is a clean tasty and refreshing example of what is essentially a shitty boring, burnt caramel, and pennies dipped in honey, style. It’s like building the ultimate iteration of the Pontiac Aztek. It will be shitty no matter how competent the creator is.

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TWELVE BEERS TO GET THOSE OVARIES THROBBING

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OH SHIT TWELVE BEERS TO GET THOSE XX CHROMOSOMES ABUZZ. This Summer Shandy will make that completely different female class of humans TOTALLY INTO THESE UNAPPROACHABLE SERVINGS OF SUGAR WATER.

lol like beer nerds are even interacting with females, much less locking down IRL girlfriends outside of Secondlife/WoW.

hiconsumption.com/2014/05/12-beers-to-get-your-girlfriend-interested-in-beer/

From this list I can gather that women apparently:

1) love wheat based beers

2) hate anything with a high SRM (except CHOCOLATE amirite)

3) apparently hate anything with a high original gravity

4) love fruit, especially in the chemical/Torani syrup form, all up in their beer

5) And they fucking LOVE SAM ADAMS.

 

Putting aside the age old criticism of these sexist lists, and all thatjapery, I just dont see why that would be the definitive list for women to jock.  I should ask DING to write a guest column for me on this subject since his previous post about the female segment went over so well.

In the end, I think we all know that  no one likes Rare VOS.  Come on now, not even Delta Gammas will fall for that ruse.