Ddb reviewed Mexican Coffee Cake using the stringent, 150 character minimum, new Beer Advocate standards 

“Mexican coffee cake is essentially cake with a touch more roast, light acidity and less pronounced peppers. Cinnamon shines more, some prefer regular.”

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