It’s not secret that I creep on this beer harder than a Korean ex girlfriend. I am always tryna see where it is, where it’s going, who it be with.
And for good reason, Humulus kills it and you can see the noticeably different character to a freshly tapped keg, straight pineapple juice embracing that turbid lack of clarity.
Whenever some dipshit dusts off the same old Bruery is beetus joke, ask them about Humulus. If they haven’t tried it, (they won’t) be like:
dontdrinkbeer 
Im sorry but if you knew anything about the brewing process you would know that that beer is much older than 2 hours…lagering takes weeks (maybe even a month or more) so its literally impossible to be only two hours old and you be drinking a finished beer