No carb, kinda weird merlot tannic aspect. Not sure…if intentionally soured at the outset. The pitted fruits have this weird astringency on the finish like hooker spit.

Can’t really recommend this to anyone but 15 year olds and masochists.

It’s like dunking a fig newton into some single barrel four roses and adding a werther’s original up in the mix like a sticky interloper.

Body and mouthfeel keeps this from that KH/arctic devil realm, but still a great beer you should seek out if you aren’t a complete pussy.

His friend, your cousins boy, his buddy; she get them lactic apricot smooches all up on you thinkin of your first love beatification and forgetting what she be like

I will drink Short’s dortmunders out of HF growlers and dream.

This is like a pilsner meets rye spicy crackle and this weird off putting sticky honey finish. Waited so long to tick this style and, I don’t need to travel 5000 miles to find out I don’t like smoked lagers. I hate those douche nozzles who big league you saying “if you REALLY WANT TO LEARN BEER you have to travel travel go there do this I know I travel look at my photo book look at my untapped I travel I am seasoned, Michael Jackson is my hero”

If I fire up kayak and drop $3000 to go try dortmunders in a more legit fashion, they will probably be the same shit, then I am just a broke monolingual weak penis with a stick ass lager and zero fucks to give.

This snipes so hard with 10%abv in an apricot ghillie suit, nice dry Chardonnay aspect and white grape tannins. Raries and rovas

These batches love Sosa.

If you are a hater why u even be reading this????

Amazing cherry profile with light oak and vanilla underpinnings, reminds me a lot of Caracterie Rouge, held up beautifully and made old Growth seem like a nail polish removing mess.

I prefer ToI to this but still an incredible coffee forward splishy splasher. Light body but with a dominating coffee presence that feels like a modded Everett with a huge spoiler on it, I almost prefer just to keep it stock. Still a solid beer and highly drinkable albeit light acidity from the coffee. Morning beverages.

God damn that was a butyric mess that you might enjoy if you huff nail polish remover.

Merkin those rare variants strictly for teh lulz

This held up beautifully. Nice light apricot acidity, the malt base thinned a bit but maintained the pepper and spice in the background. Abv was PHANTASMIC