I have said this before but, god damn. If I can’t have live oak hef in cans, I will readily take this awesome beer.

Fucking love this as a go to. I don’t care who knows it. They kill it on this Modern Times shit, mayonnaise color Benz they push miracle whips.

You guys I am trying to work on my foreskin jokes.

I be killing weak tickers on that Dany P shit, mayonnaise colored ghost I push miracle whips.

God damn this is so good

This grips my cherries, cradles them with a gentle squeeze,

Really fucking tasty. Even Delta Gammas be sippin on this, going down like anchors.

Papillon not included with t shirt order.

Almost as good a deal as Huddling Troopers.

I can’t believe Ezra is A.

Strap your JNCOs on and frost them tips.

That international box feel, like getting some whole studying abroad