Seriously love Surlytheduff. Don’t trade with him. He’s mine you rusty ass ratchet tickers.

New brewer is putting up some much improved bangers, it’s like a BBXXV, with a sort of sherry date and raisin wash to it. Porter clean with that slick finish.

Donation box from Trady. This guy remembered an ISO I posted like 14 months ago, lands this and sends it to me sight unseen. What a fucking dickbag.

Full write up forthcoming.

It’s like BB4D with shaken baby syndrome, which is to say its still very good.

Brian making those drainables, downing them harder than Molly at EDC. Fuck sound scan they doing they own numbers.

East End needs to get their Voltron up and do this shit. I can’t be up in the lab with that cookin mask, weighing out that 17/5 doing all the work for them.

This is the 2011 flatitude, then I aged it in a virgin oak cask that I saturated in Templeton rye. I am running out of attention seeking bullshit at this point.

But srs, if this had carb, shoulders BA behemoth lovingly. That hop profile space docks with the spicy rye crackle, that peppery oaky presence is a fantastic compliment, just mushing those malty tips.

DDB will knock the gravy out your biscuits.

Hoarders ryde or di3.

This is incredibly wood forward, like in the realm of Matt/AftW. Fusel is ratcheted back by an overwhelming oak, borderline pine and light aserose. This is the least sweet variant, the least alcohol forward and drinks more akin to an Imperial Gratitude. The intense woodsy character increases the dryness, lowers the heat and stiff arms the sweetness present in say brandy/bourbon.

Intense wood pushing that jawline open like a low hanging euphemism.

Looking forward to seeing some nuanced brown ales and a panoply of smoked Vienna lagers. I don’t mind paying top dollar while someone learns his craft.

Please advise if the new head brewer does, in fact, have prior commercial brewing experience and I will modify this post. I would hate to receive a spurious lawsuit for defamtion on something we can all agree is presented as either parody or completely irrelevant to Blue Lobster’s business plan and profit margins.

No but srs. Awesome dipa chillin on the shelf.