I know I already have talked about this beer ad infinitum but damn it is so crushable.

If not for these…$47 growlers (?) I would be jocking on they bitch ass. If a ticker get to fighting I be cocking on they bitch ass.

Inb4 witless Chinese donut shop apologist.

But on the real, it’s an absolute shame they didn’t bottle this because it grinds sick caramel rails, fakie no look toffee bar backside flip, and darkslides into this mind blowing almond joy finish.

If you like twisted glaze bars, btac bourbon, and having cyber sex: you will like this beer. It leaves you lingering on each incoming sensation, full sticky completion.

Or just thumbing through the Crate and Barrel catalog and just nesting.

OH SHIT Breaking trade news from, oh I dunno, THIS GUY:

Black Tuesday is that day where all the 2013 trade experts take a break from offering up off-shelf beers for Black Tuesday and instead ask for someone to proxy for them for free.

It’s magical, like the changing of the leaves, or when a Filipino child first discovers smoking.

Go to the trade boards and drink in the majesty that is seeing that guy who previously was telling you the value of beers he has never owned or tasted, now needing an immediate favor.

Achievement unlocked.

That day you decide to not pop new ticks, there’s a new bottleshare posted in your hood, flexing on your tasting crew.

Can’t wait to start popping these and bagging the raw.

Well as the witless apologist, I don’t expect you to believe me but, god damn this is a sticky barrio delight. It’s not flabby in the way white chocolate could be cloying in the sweetness and instead serves up an awesome blast of vanilla and dripping coconut goodness. It drinks as thin if not seemingly thinner than the original with zero fusel waft. If undergrads ever harness this military grade beverage technology, we will be in deep shit.

That feel when the ice cream man rolls through your hood and you were just craving Lucas and a Pink Panther

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I just wanted you guys to know so you didn't think we weren't professionals here. The beer exhibited much of the refreshing box checking that jester King engages in:
– ultra attenuated?
– bottle gushed all over the place?
– intensely clean with low low FG?
– mineral and lightly brackish finish to the swallow?
– obligatory lemon and lime esters from the midly tart yeast?
-turbid milky yellow body?
– a faintly chalky mouthfeel?
– hard as fuck water profile?

Little did I know I was violating several municipal ordinances while enjoying this beverage.

It turns out they now make bourbon and not just the barrels for beer to go in. Smart business move on their part.

Still a shade behind Aurelian but phenomenal nonetheless, almost the best beer those guys have put out to date. Almost.

Great tartness and highly drinkable as well. Highly worthy of your attention and you would be remiss to skip this one thinking it’s just another fruited wild, it goes in in every track.