Goodbye Steel Reserve money.

Get it. Columbus.

I read guns germs and steel so I am a FUCKING genius. I review beers and dome Jared Diamond up on the reg.

Light, refreshing, but more pine and juniper at the finish than my complaining ass would like, but still a good beer much in the vein of blind pig, kinda like deaf pig I guess.

And they don’t even have Ice Cube endorsing them. Nice mealtime maltiness and a lingering honey aspect works well with the resinous hops. Not as west coasty as I would like but if you dig things like Oracle, this will be up and around your loose alley.

God damn this is tasty, this brewery could make a kvass aged on cockrings and it would taste like King Henry incarnate. Seek this out.

Anal roast

No carb, kinda weird merlot tannic aspect. Not sure…if intentionally soured at the outset. The pitted fruits have this weird astringency on the finish like hooker spit.

Can’t really recommend this to anyone but 15 year olds and masochists.

It’s like dunking a fig newton into some single barrel four roses and adding a werther’s original up in the mix like a sticky interloper.

Body and mouthfeel keeps this from that KH/arctic devil realm, but still a great beer you should seek out if you aren’t a complete pussy.

His friend, your cousins boy, his buddy; she get them lactic apricot smooches all up on you thinkin of your first love beatification and forgetting what she be like

I will drink Short’s dortmunders out of HF growlers and dream.

This is like a pilsner meets rye spicy crackle and this weird off putting sticky honey finish. Waited so long to tick this style and, I don’t need to travel 5000 miles to find out I don’t like smoked lagers. I hate those douche nozzles who big league you saying “if you REALLY WANT TO LEARN BEER you have to travel travel go there do this I know I travel look at my photo book look at my untapped I travel I am seasoned, Michael Jackson is my hero”

If I fire up kayak and drop $3000 to go try dortmunders in a more legit fashion, they will probably be the same shit, then I am just a broke monolingual weak penis with a stick ass lager and zero fucks to give.