After keg washers asking for years, I finally made trifling DDB hats. Beanies, SnapBacks, trucker and Dad varieties, plenty of styles to serve your creep level. No, we do not have five panel or bucket hats, gotta keep those floccbois at bay. Link in profile, the new ddb gritty realism shirt is going to print soon. Buy your loved ones some virginity defense apparel this holiday season.
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Makes me sad you don’t have that flex fit to flex…