Getting Real Sick of Funk Factory’s Unbridled Nonsense

It’s pretty fukn disrespectful that @funkfactorygeuzeria keeps improving and making the rest of the American wild cf. MT cum de pLam scene worse by contrast. Furthermore, they send me these bottles to review full well knowing that they aren’t shitty. No one wants to read a glowing review, this brewery is just making me less interesting by default. That’s a well I don’t need to pump any further, I been pumped so hard. They could at least put scantily clad ladies on the labels or name them after some Wedding Crashers shit, this is too god damn refined and it’s destabilizing things for everyone else. It’s not okay.

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