This beer is completely bonkers, unlike anything I’ve ever had. At its core it is a faintly resinous IPA with a [turbid/oat/London ale III?] so all is well, then shit goes completely NOS tank overboost. Do you know what an Apexi boost controller is? What about a bored out waste gate? This is a triple aluminum wing on a front wheel drive IPA.
If you have ever had that white stick Fun-Dip candy with the orange dust, this is that in beer form. It is weird orange sherbert, oily flintstones push up pops, creamy 50/50 bar mixed with like a multivitamin but it is really tasty. I thought this would be way too batshit, but instead we get this potpourri Astro pop of crazy vape pen resin. It’s not an IPA it’s not a wild ale it’s like oily nugs coated in pixie sticks. You haven’t had anything like this and it’s off the wall like an MJ album.
Lmk if anyone wants to talk about my extensive Silkk the Shocker album collection.
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y’all Chuggalos gon get fuckin diabetes