You can do all them push ups to pump up your chest; I got a barrel strength burner that will light up your chest; leave u gasping for air when the hazmat hit ur vest.
Five years of shitlording on this janky WordPress site. I back logged content for 13 months before going live so I could dump 365 of the most trifling beer reviews ever in the first year. And here we are.
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We see you, looking at us from your WordPress paintings: Velasquez himself in Las Meninas. Here’s to another five. Salud!