Fallacy detected: cicerones and valentines are mutually exclusive

“Hi when I saw a maladjusted middle aged man on tinder who collects sugar water and predicates his self esteem on stagnant ethanol, let’s just say these lane Bryant sweatpants were soaked. Hit me in the DM so I know where to send this Beerplanet screen print tee, our first date will be magical.”

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