Great now even my currants are throbbing

 Last time I opened one of these I was in Vegas an ordered a shitty plastic corkscrew to the room before hitting the sick ass club and pulled that shit way too hard and spilled half the bottle on some douchey Theory shirt.
Ken Schramm: saving tickers from douchey club button downs since 2013.

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