One thing I can’t stand is a baggy magnum

 

Hit the dodge lot I musta copped six magnums

In the Marriott I swear I used six magnums

 Drop a bag off then I pop a mag off, review so hard that I’m tickin my ass off.

I’m ruthless but I’m not eazy, I keep a cellar full of magnums believe me

Two magnums in my cellar one for creeps one for freaks

Editors note: a magnum is a 1.5L format of alcoholic beverage, a type of firearm, and it may also refer to a large male contraceptive. Thereby the levity is raised to the sublime by paralleling the three seemingly unrelated items.

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