@perennialbeer Perennial Savant Blanc, well it seems we got a new white devil once it goes up your fucking nose

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Let’s get one thing straight at first stroke , side project blanc du blancs was god damn amazing. So naturally I see this and I gets to thinking “awesome bigger format, surely this will be on par with-nonononono”

I don’t mean to say that this beer is bad or even mediocre. It is tasty enough, sure. But it feels like when Mitsubishi releases an Evo with a rev limiter and lower boost and tries to make you feel like it’s some new cool shit. I feel like they are holding back their star punch,

The look is pretty appealing, apricot juice, like a blonde with lower carb or a tripel with more foam ( ie some,) The nose is sadly the worst part of this beer and exhibits a sweet candy corn and circus peanuts aspect that makes you think that the white wine and oak is taking a back seat like an aristocrat in an 18th century surrey.

Thankfully, the taste is so damn good you don’t even remember old Granny Smith apples and sav blanc on the olfactory. The taste shines like poised temptation but adds a layer of pineapple and less of the wine barrel presence of white wine oak. The base beer has been completely overtaken by the drying Sahara vagina that is the mouthfeel. It is tart and crisp and will set an Outlook reminder for you to eat the inside of your cheeks. This bad bitch is as dry as Melissa Ethridge watching Meet Joe Black.

If you can’t afford the luxurious ass blanc du blancs and you need a close approximation, there’s this. It’s still nice, but when you roll up in that v6 mustang, people nod knowingly and compliment the automatic transmission.

They are capable of more face melting and side project knows it.

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Good but swinging only jabs when perennial has lactic hay makers at bay.

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