Well as the witless apologist, I don’t expect you to believe me but, god damn this is a sticky barrio delight. It’s not flabby in the way white chocolate could be cloying in the sweetness and instead serves up an awesome blast of vanilla and dripping coconut goodness. It drinks as thin if not seemingly thinner than the original with zero fusel waft. If undergrads ever harness this military grade beverage technology, we will be in deep shit.

That feel when the ice cream man rolls through your hood and you were just craving Lucas and a Pink Panther