Humulus: dank as always, no need to suck that shaft any further. You get it z

L’imprevue: the best saison that bruery has ever made. A step in the right direction to flesh out a section of their catalogue that is lacking in farmhouse swagger. And lamentably this crisp, wheat and slightly tart banger with a touch of Fuji Apple and Belgian esters….is draft only no growlers. Put that DONG in your mouth.

Berazzled: less sour than previous iterations and much better as a result. Less framboise de amarosa and leaning more toward a tannic raspberry profile increasing drinkability and overall tasty units.

Tequila sucre: I expected this to be a fucking nightmare and it is actually pretty delicious. I would place it in the middle of the pack of the 94 sucre deviants. Cognac is the best, tawny port the worst, and then this is a slightly peppery and mescal herbal riff on a massive base beer. Still DRO

Grey Monday: the third best Bt treatment comes out simultaneously less sweet and less hot this year but the olfactory is not as overwhelming on deez nutz either. Still world class without any real parallels beyond its own canon.

Oh, also:

THE TASTING ROOM IS TOO DAMN SMALL GET YOUR CHILDREN OUT OF HERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEM DO YOUR PICKUPS DURING THE WEEK YOU NEGLIGENT TRUSTORS WHY AREYOU TRYING TO USE A HAND CART WHEN THIS PLACE IS OBVIOUSLY PACKED YOU OBLIVIOUS PRICK GOD THIS IS NOT AN OC SPORTS BAR FOR YOU TO PREPARTY AT TAKE YOUR BIG DOG SHIRTS AND FOAM FINGER SHIT TO NOBLE SOME OF US CAME TO TICK NO YOU CANT BUY THOSE HOARDERS BEERS SET ASIDE FOR PICK UP YOU ENTITLED PRICK NO YOU CANT GET A GROWLER FILL OF A 16% BEER HOW MUCH JIZZ DID YOU FILL YOUR LUNGS WITH AND WHY WOULD THEY HAVE BOTTLES OF PARTRIDGE LAYING AROUND FOR YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME STATE NO ONE NEEDS YOUR PETTY BRAGGADOCIO OR PAPER THIN INQUIRIES

AH feels good to let it all out