14 thoughts on “People who take these dumbass pictures are beer experts

    • The breakdown would be something like this:

      Rare – awesome beer, absolutely phenomenal, faded noticeably in the last year, would not trade for again as this beer is getting worse and its value has anomalously risen.

      Vanilla – absolutely would not trade for this again, zero vanilla on the aromatics, some gentle cake batter sweetness at the finish but fresh BCBS is better. Coupled with the crazy demands, no way I will seek this out.

      Cherry – just not a very enjoyable beer, I poured out more than half of this and bramble, would not seek out again because its value was chiefly in novelty and dat tick.

      Coffee – all day long every year I will seek this out, even when it is faded, still an amazing beer, second only to Rare in my opinion and well worth the asking price.

      Bramble – completely horrible. I heard a ton of people clamoring that the 18 months did wonders for this beer. I respectfully dissent and not only would not seek this out, I don’t think I would accept a pour at a tasting. Over half the bottle remained for good reason.

      Trading is almost never worth it, particularly so with 4/5 of the foregoing.

  1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Cicerone School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret releases, and I have over 9000 confirmed hads. I am trained in homebrewing and I’m the top trader in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another BA noob. I will wipe you the fuck out with walez the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of traders across the USA and your address is being blacklisted right now so you better prepare for the drought, maggot. The drought that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wants. You’re fucking sober, kid. I can get any beer anywhere, anytime, and I can outtrade you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Tired Hands collection. Not only am I extensively trained in whaling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hoarders Society and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the BA forums, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Bud Light Chelada all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  2. I am pretty sure that ‘Forever Rustling Your Reuben’s’ is the same dude who was previously named Brickhousebunny21, that penned that horrific tale of a girl fucking her 8-year-old adopted teddy bear pokémon on Yiffstar, with the resulting fallout being featured on ToplessRobot. Anger levels and writing styles all the same. Peep the link below and compare.


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