Krieky jeepy.

Protip: ice distilling this beer separates all of the spruce tips to the bottom, last sip was like making out with a chick at Lilith Fair

I got this beer ice cold and the blue Rockies never appeared. Am I doing it rite?

Black Mamba? Shit I shoulda been Black Mamba.

Smoothest 14% you will ever encounter. Incredibly decadent.

Oxidize the hell out of a Berliner and it goes from yellow to lavender. MAGIC.

If you know him, throw him a peace sign and count the spokes.

I really enjoyed this milk stout. It is at least on par with Three Hour Tour.

Getting my berries all blue.

You can do all them pushup up your chest, one bottle of Blenheims will light up your vest.