Here is a snip of some of the search terms that lead people to my site. Not sure if to be stoked, or really scared. Fear boner engaged.

Poppin them thangs

Ballin outrageous, alphabet boys got me under surveillance

Seriously, a really nice beer, as much as I hate on this brewery, enjoyed this one

Then you get some Domo in the backseat of the hummer.

This is the bouncing Betty of the farmhouse world, char, tart blackberry meets merlot character, some acidic shrapnel, a touch of christmas wreath/spruce, coffee strolls in at the backend, asking what happened to the farm

Still infinitely better than The Perfect Crime.

Very thin body to it leaves something to be desired, nice welches fruit snack nose to it, great initial sweetness but this bitter tannic finish kinda like a weird Chardonnay

Pretty good, Cascade Blueberry is far superior, I wouldn’t break my cubes to get it

This was on shelves when King Henry was barely in a barrel. OG BABW trapstar

Thanks Libbey. That’s not nucleation, suck on your own labias.

Seriously seek this out. It is the love child of Bbpt5 and Darkness. Amazing roast and chewy chocolate, lingering bourbon presence.

As usual don’t tell anyone though, I don’t want my readers fucking up my future trades. You aren’t worth it.

If my math is correct, that is 16 lokos, enough to conjure the elusive “loko squared.”