Don’t say jolly pumpkin I don’t even wanna hear it.

An over age girlscout of respectable majority you beer nerd pervert.

More roast than I have ever encountered. Tobacco to the done piece.

Amazing lemon zest faint tartness, faint hop presence, ritz cracker meets muted bubblegum finish. Reminds me of Kern River Isabella.

As refreshing as a smooch from a size 00 escort.

Goodbye Steel Reserve money.

Get it. Columbus.

I read guns germs and steel so I am a FUCKING genius. I review beers and dome Jared Diamond up on the reg.

Light, refreshing, but more pine and juniper at the finish than my complaining ass would like, but still a good beer much in the vein of blind pig, kinda like deaf pig I guess.

And they don’t even have Ice Cube endorsing them. Nice mealtime maltiness and a lingering honey aspect works well with the resinous hops. Not as west coasty as I would like but if you dig things like Oracle, this will be up and around your loose alley.

God damn this is tasty, this brewery could make a kvass aged on cockrings and it would taste like King Henry incarnate. Seek this out.

Anal roast