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Ska Brewing vinifera stout, because you make bad life decisions

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Kinda like a jankier ten fidy. Thin, toasty and a merlot finish. As forgettable as Kevin Peters dick is long

January 30, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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Persimmon Lambic, push your testicles into your butthole

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10 lbs of persimmons up in the cut like what.

January 30, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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2002 saison de Pipaix, insert something about 11 year olds

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Beer is 11 years old, levity on this site is for 13 year olds. Almost a perfect match

January 29, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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@crookedstave Nightmare on Brett Street, just had a bourbon nocturnal emission

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Tart raisins, merlot and roast, thin body, cherry cordial finish. And you wake up all sticky.

January 28, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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Allagash Resurgam, for when you want a gueuze but hate foreigners

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Apricot, Parmesan cheese, yard trimmings, hay, and clementines. Sloppy kisses from your sex offender Belgian uncle.

January 28, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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2012 Smog City bourbon barrel aged OE, wales bro

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Sick walez

January 26, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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Smog City Barrel Aged OE, pretty legit. Like a slightly jankier Arctic Devil, still pretty solid. LIKE YOU GIVE A FUCK.

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Low carb, warm mouthfeel, makes me excited for their BA offerings, it’s like a lightweight Melange 3 in many ways.

January 26, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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Tap It IPA, GABF gold medal winner, smash your dick in a Thomas Pychon novel

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Incredibly drinkable, crisp light tropical fruit and resinous backend, really good.

January 26, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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1996 Rodenbach Alexander, putting teenagers in cellars

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Before you ask, no your BA Abraxas will not land one of those.

January 26, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized
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@thebruery grandmas cookies, no that isn’t my mongoloid silverback thumb

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On nitro for the haterzzzz

January 25, 2013 | dontdrinkbeer Uncategorized

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