Still so damn good. Consistently.
The argument against trading since birth control.
I don’t know if this actually has pineapple in it, but god damn they need to serve this on cruise ships and at luaus. Highly drinkable and it is essentially one note: pineapples going full facial.
There is no complexity but it isn’t needed. 8 year olds could drink this and assume it is Kerns juice. Satisfying albeit one dimensional in execution.
There is no reason for this. It’s like those movies where scientists try to make a super soldier and it turns into a peach condom turned inside out molesting people’s buttholes. The scientist is like “lets use a malty nuke on it” and then it gets stronger and in the end you are like “why am I still putting used through this?”
Highly avoidable. Some secret tracks are best kept hidden.