Firestone walker killing it. Silent sniper abv and clean finish. Dope

Puttin on those jammy jams. We are just blowing right through nap time.

Samiclaus. I guess.

One Direction. Fucking millenials.

Wax. Cap. Cork. And a tiny book on a 375 bottle. Someone is not fucking around.

Sweet, not exceedingly sticky, light roast and a lingering caramel mash mellow on the finish.

Colorado is like Smb 3 world 3 right now.

Shit is mad janky. Light up your chest like ET.

Apparently intense means “cranberry”

CCK would stretch this beer’s anoos to Billiard ball levels.

so much swag, trillmatic, YOLO sheik, couture, self-dismissive and self aware iconoclasm, three layer metajoke shirt, 66% more meta than most T shirt jokes offer.

So trifling, it was Better when I added macaroni and cheese to it.

This beer makes me hate beer. Never trade Foune. Ever.