What kind of chicanery is afoot

But I can’t.

We run a pretty tight ship around here.

I hate when you get Wrigley Tricked with a session stout

Pine. Yard trimmings. Crushed leaves. Tree sap. Muddled orange zest. Lemon pledge.

Also it’s like deep amber. Eight doobies to the face, fuck that.

Snap into a slim Jim

Wait. Never mind. That’s just sick.

Best grat I have ever had, displacing the old 2010 blue jay. Amazing caramel, zero hop presence, fantastic werthers original but coupled with a sticky molasses. The hops meld a sort of deep dryness. Just wow.

Fucking Pennsylvania.

It’s like a thinner, prickly, agave nectar meets tequila oak, some light chocolate and tobacco.

Parabola and Velvet merkin getting drunk in Mexico and mushing tips.

Slightly astringent, light cherry grenadine, some sweet currant tannic presence, light rose dryness on the finish, completely drinkable hidden abv.

Don’t even bring up Wineification.