Man I love me some farmhouse, but I really love me some Ftowne likes.

I don’t scream when they serve a subpoena

I swear this dovetails with the new lactic farmhouse game so well, albeit on a 2011 swag. Imperial wit, sure. I say there’s a lovable farmhouse girl next door buried in there.

Consistently amazing.

Every time I buy this. It is gone far too soon. Goodnight sweet prince.

Cue the Minnesota dipshits telling me Abrasive is better. Like usual.

Not bad. Just boring.

Mostly just roast and bakers chocolate. This could be basically any barrel treatment.

Absolutely world class. Buttercream and chocolate ice cream, incredibly thin and dry, a balanced sweet waft to the finish. I can’t stress how well done this is.

The 14.8% abv is completely imperceptible and underpins a chest warmth on the swallow. There is a nougat and mallow to the swallow that makes this an outright decadent but incredibly thin and light with an épée in hand cutting with oaky panache.

This might be the worst beer I have ever had. Ever. Srs.

Nose is buttered microwave popcorn, melted action figure, birthday candle wax, fucking hairspray on greasy pubes.

God this is awful. It makes it burn even more considering what I gave up for this Belgian abortion.

The taste is even worse, I could only get a couple ounces down, each made my eyes water. Hostile white vinegar, flat iron residue, tire aisle epoxy, tart apple jolly rancher d

Absolutely phenomenal. Gentle character, toffee and sweet raisin, abv is invisible, low oxy and a nice creamy crackle to the mouthfeel. Love that bitter almondy closer. Real solid.

Nose is all oxy, sherry, tawny port, dates, sticky figs. Taste is muddy, sweet, cocoa, yeasty metallic saccharine notes.

Fun to try, hard to finish.

It’s pretty okay. Nothing crazy. Abv hidden well, stemmy but a LIL grassy, some grapefruit oiliness in the finish.