Image 2 The trade was for Bruery TART of darkness, what is this Heart of Darkness shit? Bad trader alert. I looked it up and these aren’t even beer.
Image 0 Stillwater Classique. Finally a postmodern beer for the Jadakiss condition. Essentially a dry Belgian table ale, fucking awesome light sessiony farmhouse.
Image 0 Crown Valley saison lager, holy fuck this is horrible. Album is legit. Beer tastes like burnt plastic, corn, asparagus runoff, sweet honey scorched tea, and adjunct extravaganza like when your car burns antifreeze in the driveway.
Image 0 Levi is the best. What would the west coast be without one tick and one funk? Still got that Louis Vuitton belt buckle holdin the glock.
Image 0 Jean Claude Van Chris Nomad God damn this is phenomenal. So subtle, creamy, gruyere cheese and acidic tartness.