Smuttynose Barleywine, tuck a napkin in your shirt just straight barleywhining like that


This is pretty legit, but nothing to get all stoked on. You can leave the stoke safety on. There’s some caramel malt, some booziness, and light maple oaky flavor. It’s like sure, a regular Subaru impreza is nice but, it won’t make a FIDM or OTIS girl all jazzed. You need Duke Ellington for that shit.

It’s a reliable, easy to handle, boozy mess, like dating a coed from the SEC schools. Just don’t set your sights too high, lens crafters up in the cut like what.