OH SHIT TWELVE BEERS TO GET THOSE XX CHROMOSOMES ABUZZ. This Summer Shandy will make that completely different female class of humans TOTALLY INTO THESE UNAPPROACHABLE SERVINGS OF SUGAR WATER.

lol like beer nerds are even interacting with females, much less locking down IRL girlfriends outside of Secondlife/WoW.

hiconsumption.com/2014/05/12-beers-to-get-your-girlfriend-interested-in-beer/

From this list I can gather that women apparently:

1) love wheat based beers

2) hate anything with a high SRM (except CHOCOLATE amirite)

3) apparently hate anything with a high original gravity

4) love fruit, especially in the chemical/Torani syrup form, all up in their beer

5) And they fucking LOVE SAM ADAMS.

Putting aside the age old criticism of these sexist lists, and all thatjapery, I just dont see why that would be the definitive list for women to jock.  I should ask DING to write a guest column for me on this subject since his previous post about the female segment went over so well.

In the end, I think we all know that  no one likes Rare VOS.  Come on now, not even Delta Gammas will fall for that ruse.