Lol @ HSV poverty wax
Fantome law is now a heavily tested subject on the California Bar. Tome sellers are strictly liable.
Dany P, lead prosecutor in the district of Soy.
OH DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE
Lol like I can even access the home page.
WORST BREWERY NAME CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED: the results may SHOCK YOU
EDIT: The results probably won’t shock you.
Alright I am gonna call this shit, on Facebook, Belching Beaver is getting a box and Travis Thomas receives condolambic and a SubbyDoo sketch for nominating them. Hopefully this brewery has a sense of humor.
On Talkbeer.com TNGabe won with LickingHole Creek. Both will receive janky condolambic and a subby doo sketch. This brewery def. has a sense of humor.
Truly magnificent derision and worthwhile contributions to the beer community all around, hats off to everyone who participated in setting the beer world back immeasurably.
Alright four SubbyDoo sketches complete. Now to figure out who won this dumb ass contest.
Lol what is someone even supposed to Doo with one of these?
NEW VEDEO REVUE: Fatnome Season Ultra Coovie, FOR TEH CHARTIES
I drank 8 ghosts last night and forgot all about this top tier, hard-hitting beer journalism: a Fantome coovie revue.
Inb4 “all those vintage fantomes were clearly faked” or some beta-tier 9gag shit.
HOT CONTEST UPDATE: identify the worst brewery name
Identify the worst brewery name you are aware of.
The post with the most likes, I will send that brewery an autographed hand drawn photo of subby D and a home brew condolambic
The person who suggested it will receive same.
These must be real breweries.
Each person can nominate 1, choose wisely.
Enter here or on the DDB face book
Fantome Pietrain Blonde, far inferior to Ambree. Toasty a touch of dentist glove, clove , cracked white pepper, and this medicinal herbal finish. WNBA not tickers.
Really disappointing to be honest. Love tomes but this is a miss. Avoid.
Fantome Pietrain Ambree, back in 2011 when I dealt hot slugs, this changed a ton. Wow.
It is more sweet, a bit more cherry tart, a touch more clean and dry in a jolly rancher and logsdon hybrid. The carb is flat, it is inherently strange but an awesome Malbec grape on the finish. Certainly a tome you need to bang. All those inherently taunting recommendations and all that shit.
LOL what if DDB just posted this shit instead of making fun of the 1% consumables market.
Sometimes you split a Sante 11 Rose and LOL at dipshits who make their tired fantome jokes. Keep DDB and fantome quality secret.
Holy fuck. I mean this. One of the best fantomes if not the best Saisons I have ever had. This is Peconic meets Framboos just unendingly framboise and a depth of fruit and tannins that dance in a crazy way. This is dry and coats with a sticky juicy profile even after all these years. Think of FFaC and then cut it with something from Vapeur. Beyond a doubt one of the best Saisons I have ever tasted. The low carb just leads to intense pulls and mind blowing fruit roll up finish like red 5 and kissing a hot Bolivian woman in a farmers market. It is unendingly satisfying in a traditional and near perfect way.
There is simply nothing that approaches this in poise or execution. The CCK of the saison world.
Credit to B. Thomas. Wow
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