God damn, lactic but substantial. So drinkable. Bernice and Ashley straight tongue kissing.

Crisp Granny Smith sweetness meets a weird honey and agave nectar musk. Like making out in a sexy ass apiary

Like doming a 13.5% butterscotch condom

Barrels on barrels straight donkey kong

Black saisons. Dat bill release.

Thin, sticky sweet on the palate, strange cloying Hershey middle to it, flatter than a AA cup brassiere from American Apparel.

So crushable. Thin but decadent like Gweneth Paltrow.

Caramel and roasted mallow foam space dock with sticky vanilla foreskin. Highly recommended and often overlooked gem

I am getting hella into bird watching

Garnish so hard first tickers wanna find me

If only there were a forum with thousands of entry level members to discuss this pumpkin beer with.

Some MJ/Charlie Papazian ass bitches that love discussing a single flavor profile.

We can only dream.