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That @hillfarmstead follow make you feel some type of way
I don’t scream when they serve a subpoena
@thebruery my final bottle of Bottleworks XII, until we meet again
I swear this dovetails with the new lactic farmhouse game so well, albeit on a 2011 swag. Imperial wit, sure. I say there’s a lovable farmhouse girl next door buried in there.
Consistently amazing.
4 day-old Beachwood Melrose, this beer just disappears, how do I hold all these hnnnggggss?
Every time I buy this. It is gone far too soon. Goodnight sweet prince.
Cue the Minnesota dipshits telling me Abrasive is better. Like usual.
Label Approval Pending: Gooby Pls, Knockoff Lambic with Kiwis
People be emailing/messaging about a Pediobear update, so here’s the magnificent label:
Gonna clean it up and start waxing dem caps.
DDB Y U DO DIS.
Pediobear was persimmon, this beer was made a bit differently and kiwis were added, so I decided to call it Gooby Pls. It’s home brew, it’s not like it matters. You can’t get less than zero props. You can’t like owe people props.
The new label is fap approved, just like the old one.
Some people will invariably be butthurt that Pediobear is not on the label. These people clearly live in the past and are welcomed to continue enjoying faded ass BCBVS and reading Beer Advocate. We out here. I’ll be moving on.
Hoppin Frog Boris Van Winkle, more like People Porter van winkle, weak ass barrel character. No paps, all smears.
Not bad. Just boring.
Mostly just roast and bakers chocolate. This could be basically any barrel treatment.
Hangar 24 Pugachev Royale: double barrel, brandy and bourbon, aged on cacao nibs and vanilla beans. This is one of the best stouts I have had in the past year.
Absolutely world class. Buttercream and chocolate ice cream, incredibly thin and dry, a balanced sweet waft to the finish. I can’t stress how well done this is.
The 14.8% abv is completely imperceptible and underpins a chest warmth on the swallow. There is a nougat and mallow to the swallow that makes this an outright decadent but incredibly thin and light with an épée in hand cutting with oaky panache.
1981 Bellevue Gueuze, def hitting its stride at the 33 year mark
This might be the worst beer I have ever had. Ever. Srs.
Nose is buttered microwave popcorn, melted action figure, birthday candle wax, fucking hairspray on greasy pubes.
God this is awful. It makes it burn even more considering what I gave up for this Belgian abortion.
The taste is even worse, I could only get a couple ounces down, each made my eyes water. Hostile white vinegar, flat iron residue, tire aisle epoxy, tart apple jolly rancher d
2005 Goose Island Icarus, going Hephaestus and getting all up on the sun
Absolutely phenomenal. Gentle character, toffee and sweet raisin, abv is invisible, low oxy and a nice creamy crackle to the mouthfeel. Love that bitter almondy closer. Real solid.
1995 Russian River Blind Pig Barleywine, letting those 19 year olds out of the cellar.
Nose is all oxy, sherry, tawny port, dates, sticky figs. Taste is muddy, sweet, cocoa, yeasty metallic saccharine notes.
Fun to try, hard to finish.
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