Delicious cherry and Merlot tannins in an ultra thin body, incredibly drinkable with a lingering blackberry Pinot character that resonates with a sort of mineral hard water finish.

I could crush Upright offerings like Master Shredder in TMNT the movie

I was expecting a D’erpeteau experience and it wasn’t far off but there is also a grassy protein to the mouthfeel with this slight tinge of lacto balancing things out. The carb is insane and hilarious because those spelt casings don’t metabolize down just a big soapy head like a late 90s rave.

Nose is honey, slightly herbal and a sort of kent goldings gentle hop presence, another unsurprisingly good and underrated offering from these Pennsylvania jerks.

Don’t tell your friends. Your parents won’t love you as much if you tell them about our secret saison game we play.

The other bottle from The original release was far superior. This was an intense barrel character and thinned out body that was a platform for indefatigable oak and bourbon that resonated with pepper and crackly toasted caramel.

The 2008 was markedly better than the 09 and I could taste the 550 bottle count .rar in the malts. The 2008 is aging gracefully and is the best vintage after 2012, the 2009 is nothing exceptional beyond the pre-lawsuit allure of the label.

Both tasty, but the 2008 is a world class barley wine that gets my barrels pulsing.

I am confident that the label designer has a hella small dick.

I still prefer Dweller but I think I am in the minority on that front. There are not many analogs to this but if I had to pick one it would be Dry Hopper Brett D’Or from Crooked Stave. This has a more minerally Brett aspect to it that exudes that brettangomeeeches profile hand over fist.

That grand cru low carb meets an endlessly complex nose of chili, oak, sweet brandy, cinnamon, and caramel. The taste drops wave after wave of heavy handed albeit delicious adjuncts that dovetail from spicy to earthy to sweet cognac and a huge chocolate finish not unlike Mexican hot cocoa.

Despite all my chicanery, this is an exceptional stout well deserving of the attention it currently receives.

Cali Brandy Huna, forever the weakest Huna. Lowest barrel presence, light sweetness and barely a rung above the base beer itself. Admittedly still pretty legit though.

Very difficult to justify the cost of entry when the base beer is already exceptional and this doesn’t come within a country mile of the other treatments. Stop skimping and get a double barrel you poor fuck.

It wasn’t bad in execution, just a mediocre set up that couldn’t promise much in the payoff unless this went ultra Ph and hit some Wanderer type of shit. Achievement unlocked if you finish a whole 750ml to your domepiece.

“Should we put this massive wheatwine in cans so people can enjoy them on their Eliminator boats?” “Excellent idea, now add cherries”

This was mediocre and the cherries served to underscore an already saccharine malty base but, things could have gone a lot worse .

Can’t wait to pop a sixer of these while bass fishing and then get lost and throw up in the lake.