Top 50 ba saison ticks going hard in the paint. Just a phenomenal nicely carbed musky banger. Love that faint oxy combined with a decade old Brett profile, drinks so phenomenally. Really nothing to compare this god tier farmhouse ale to, absolutely stunning.
Yearly Archives: 2014
1999 Bellevue lambic. Holy fuck this is a face melter like a 25th fret hammer on solo
@sunkingbrewing Well here’s a Timmie joke about yo mama that you might not like
This beer’s malts was loud but it’s bite wasn’t vicious. This is a wispy clean and highly attenuated ba stout that is thin and almost European in execution. There is a tasty chocolate malt and brownie batter profile to the wateriness and the barrel contributes a sense of depth and toastiness from the oak.
This is kinda like if you blended Czar Jack and Central Waters BB stout, you get this nimble tasty hybrid. A type of ba stout fast disappearing from today’s sky high FG marketplace. Def worth seeking out.
CELLARMAKER Tiny Dankster, this same crackly resinous sharply alpha experience as Sri Laga but with a touch of honey in the closer and a Hoppy Birthday sort of croosh level.
Very tasty albeit a bit too alpha oily in the finish but makes it more substantial than the abv would let on, liking this distinct crisp hoppy crackle and hard mineral profile to their water. Pretty legit.
Minus points for not having a specific saison designation on their growler labels
Proceed to jacking it
Been deep in the game and I already copped 50, 6 months getting swole cellar come out looking like two 50’s
Dark horse bb plead the 5th upside down label pappy edition, RUMORED. Lacks the abv or viscosity of previous batches, still amazing and their finest beer by a mile
This is a slicker more nimble vintage, most coconut but lacking a roast and substantial body. Taste is consistently phenomenal and lies closer to the parabola pin than the bcbs from 2012, still great. Let me underscore this, dark horse sometimes has some missteps but this beer always redeems them immeasurably.
I have a dark horse boner.
Dreadnaught. Hitting it hard like lil ratchets that can’t wait to get they braces off.
Drgarage be sending some complicated ass boxes
Cd7 is targeted for saison termination. Right as it is retired. God damn it, now I need to seek out cd9. wrangling all these civil disobedience entries is like trying to stay on top of a bucking sybian that is constantly changing speeds and vibration settings.
I peeped all these labels and was all like-
Dragon warrior syndrome in the ISO game
every time i enter that forum i feel like an overspec character who has to return to a village from way earlier in the game
It’s like a series of lvl 1 blue slimes and bats attacking you in random encounters, you get nothing from them, and they just slow your progress down. when you hit back its like 9999 and you get 1 xp.
shit is pointless and tedious grinding. the struggle.
What does a player gotta do to land some Heady and Black Note, god tier lootz.
SERIOUS VIDEO OR DDB VEDEO? You decide
Start at 2 minute and try to determine if this is a for real beer video, or a DDB vedeo.
Lasting past 7:00 = GAWD MOAD.
Fruited lambics? pass the bacon.
Hold up let me agitate this lambic wait its a gueuze, same thing, let me agitate it for a solid 3 minutes straight.
Alright now I am gonna gargle this in my mouth, classic technique, Ok now I am gonna toss this bottle right in front of my cohost.
WHOA, i cant handle swallowing this 5% abv beer, give me the Dallas Cowboys spit bucket.
St Lamvinus? Oh thats a fruited lambic, you take gooze then put grapes in it “I dont know what kind of grapes because I cant read flanderses”
God tier beer reviews.









