Black Tuesday is that day where all the 2013 trade experts take a break from offering up off-shelf beers for Black Tuesday and instead ask for someone to proxy for them for free.

It’s magical, like the changing of the leaves, or when a Filipino child first discovers smoking.

Go to the trade boards and drink in the majesty that is seeing that guy who previously was telling you the value of beers he has never owned or tasted, now needing an immediate favor.