These cans are confusing as fuck

Farmhouse milk stout? Dafuq

MFW breweries just toss farmhouse on anything

Guys I am acquiring so many possessions from the northeast you probably respect the fuck out of me at this point.

More money = more beer knowledge. Dude look how expert I am, you see this shit

LOL after years of listening to bullshit excuses and hype from 312 offshelf ballers driving up the value of their faded BCBVS, we are told that the precious one off will be made again this year:

Handcrafted and Corporate: The Experiment That Is Goose Island

As if this wasn’t hilarious enough, suddenly we get the zombie bottle apocalypse of trifling closet-aged bottles that only days ago were being ransomed, now are immediately hitting the trade boards. Beautiful. Get yourself some high mileage vanilla at today’s year end late model close out.

YOU GUYS WE HAD THE FOUR YEAR OLD VERSION IN A FREEZING MICHIGAN BACKYARD AND WE ALL AGREED THE VANILLA HAS NOT FADED AT DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE ALL FAILED CHEMISTRY AND DID NOT TRY IT FRESH IN 2010.

I will say this at the outset, this is the worst of the Madness and civilization series. That is not to say it is an objectively bad stout relative to the rest of the world, but in the exceptional lineage of the prior 1-3, it is a distinct outlier. ” you complaining shit waffle, give us some concrete details” ok here goes.

The carb and appearance is slick and thinner than the rest of the genealogy and the hefty mc2 is swole as fuck compared to this highly attenuated tiny dancer. The nose is pretty legit with cocoa and brownie and light port and a touch of Madeira. Still up to snuff on this front and honestly, exceptional.

The taste hits you right on the a frame in a complete T bone, you remember that brownie batter from above? Well prepare for some straight up Malbec tannins and a light red grape coupled with purple otter pops, deep oak, this sharp acidity and sweetness like a cherry cordial and a closer that finishes more akin to a Belgian stout than a straight American stout. Some people might love the variety and bold new innovation but to me it comes across like when BMW dropped that IDrive system into the 7 series that everyone was irked about. The mouthfeel lingers with a milk chocolate and sort of cranberry dryness that finishes clean and crisp. It is akin to a chewy cherry Pepsi.

Again this isn’t something you should outright avoid, however , you may be better serviced with one of the more traditional and exceptional offerings in this series. If brewers did not embrace variables in their catalogue, we would be stuck with say a predictable hefty stout that gets a different adjunct every Black Friday. Something like that. Thank god we dodged that bullet.

Just because something is massive and eclectic doesn’t mean you can’t respect it from a cool distance outside of striking range.

Lol @ HSV poverty wax

Dany P, lead prosecutor in the district of Soy.

Lol like I can even access the home page.

EDIT: The results probably won’t shock you.

Alright I am gonna call this shit, on Facebook, Belching Beaver is getting a box and Travis Thomas receives condolambic and a SubbyDoo sketch for nominating them. Hopefully this brewery has a sense of humor.

On Talkbeer.com TNGabe won with LickingHole Creek. Both will receive janky condolambic and a subby doo sketch. This brewery def. has a sense of humor.

Truly magnificent derision and worthwhile contributions to the beer community all around, hats off to everyone who participated in setting the beer world back immeasurably.

Lol what is someone even supposed to Doo with one of these?